Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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its like you know when i get waxed
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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