the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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