I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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