this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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