I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My ass is underappreciated
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
