so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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