that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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