So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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