Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Randomize
