'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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