what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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