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dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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