i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just want nice things and good sex
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Randomize
