a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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