I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
