SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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