Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize
