The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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