Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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