i just had sex bonerless
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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