please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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