i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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