just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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