how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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