If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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