and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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