Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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