if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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