I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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