He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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