Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
