yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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