Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
