'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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