what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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