im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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