Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
