whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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