The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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