Grow some girl-balls and come out already
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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