well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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