Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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