if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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