just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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