I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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