i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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