But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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