Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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