he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
a search helicopter?!
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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