I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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