Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Randomize
